::Funny SMS of categories::,,,....

::Thoughts Of The Moment::

I CAME , I SAW , I CLICKED...................YOU TOO
DO THE SAME

more proverbs...

Shaitaan! Gudnite!
Rating::

Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan. Sooni haveli, Kala
aasmaan. Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan! Gudnite!

Posted On::26th Aug 09 6:26 PDT

Please Give Me...
Rating::

Man to God: “Please Give Me ‘Everything’ So That I
Can Enjoy ‘Life’…” God Smiled And Replied: “I Have
Given You ‘Life’To Enjoy ‘Everything’…”

Submitted By::Zohra
Posted On::26th Aug 09 6:26 PDT

5 points that prove you are a normal student
Rating::

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2:Plan each
day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3:you
have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this
message to your friends 5:on each point you smile
because it’s true.

Posted On::05th Jun 09 7:5 PDT

somebody starts learning 2 live without U!
Rating::

Always make ur absence felt in such a way, That
somebody misses U, But let not ur absence be so long,
That somebody starts learning 2 live without U!!!

Posted On::01st May 09 21:1 PDT

Girl ur clever,girl ur smart
Rating::

Girl ur clever,girl ur smart,girl ur like a work of
art,girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is
mine!

Posted On::28th Apr 09 20:28 PDT

Never blame your days
Rating::

Never blame any days in ur life. Good days gives u
happiness, bad days gives u experience and worst days
gives u a lesson. Have a good day

Submitted By::Raul
Posted On::21st Mar 09 9:21 PDT

Men want 3 qualities in wives
Rating::

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in
kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed

Posted On::19th Mar 09 3:19 PDT

male's stress- female
Rating::

In a recent survey it has been found that 1 of the
strongest reason of boys’s Stress n tension is
“GIRLS

Submitted By::Samir Rawool
Posted On::10th Mar 09 19:10 PDT

shaktiman aur gangadhar..
Rating::

Why shaktiman refused proposal of love of Geeta
vishvas?... ….. kyunki shaktiman janta tha ki
sala Gangadhar bhi gita pe line marta hai!

Submitted By::Samir Rawool
Posted On::10th Mar 09 18:10 PDT

Zardari.. ek kutta.
Rating::

10000 machchar 1000 chuhon ke barabar, 1000 chuhe 100
billiyon k barabar, 100 billiyan 10 kutton ke
barabar. .. aur 10 kutte 1 zardari k barabar.
Zardari= Pakistan president!

Submitted By::Samir Rawool
Posted On::10th Mar 09 18:10 PDT

China's sms..
Rating::

Chang chung de chanw?... meu wa teng to huya pongi
pong?.. Iti chingo hang! *confused?* my dear ye sms
china se aaya hai. Iska matlab hai. “Aap kaise
hai, aapki bahut yad aa rahi hai. Phone
kijiye.”

Submitted By::Samir Rawool
Posted On::10th Mar 09 18:10 PDT

Santa: Very long!
Rating::

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I
write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!

Posted On::17th Feb 09 17:17 PST

He came at night,...
Rating::

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me,
touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was
satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO
!!!!

Posted On::13th Feb 09 21:13 PST

The more
Rating::

The more u study The more u learn The more u learn
the more u know The more u know the more u forget The
more u forget the less u know So why learn so much

Posted On::04th Feb 09 2:4 PST

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Rating::

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me,
touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was
satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO
!!!!

Posted On::31st Jan 09 8:31 PST

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