Appreciate the uniqueness of today by living it as
you've never lived before. Live, laugh, and love just
a little more 2day.

The more anger towards the past you carry in your
heart, the less capable you are of loving in the
present

When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the
other person isn't doing the same thing.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you
were to live forever

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria

"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good
from a distance but disappear when you get up close
to them"

Experience is that marvelous thing that enabled you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

An expert is someone who knows more and more about
less and less, until eventually he knows everything
about nothing.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work
that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is
the answer.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to
his level and beat you with experience.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station
is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of payments.

A good speech should have a good beginning and a good
ending. And, they should be as close together as
possible.

Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.