




All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and
higher pay for not getting it done.





I CAME , I SAW , I CLICKED...................YOU TOO
DO THE SAME





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A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A
woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not
want!





I told my parents I needed more space. So they locked
me outside.





A successful husband is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can
find such a man!





"I'd like to help the homeless, but they're never
home." --Lenny Clarke in themouth.com





say I’m 1 of the silliest person in the world
… and try to find out maximum reasons of it.





Without me my computer is useless, without my
computer I am useless.





I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my
soul. -William Ernest Henley





Join the army, Visit exotic places, meet strange
people, then kill them.





Nobody is perfect in this world and I am nobody.





Money talks; bullshit walks
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