75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl. On
their first night both were crying. why? Because she
didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.

Why shaktiman refused proposal of love of Geeta
vishvas?... ….. kyunki shaktiman janta tha ki
sala Gangadhar bhi gita pe line marta hai!

True frnds r just like LPG gas. LPG gas is normally
in liquid form n stable.. but in time of need it
burns itself. Similarly True frnds do anything for
frnds in need.

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u,1st time i
touched u i was scared 2 kiss u,1st time i kiss u i
was scared to luv u,but now dat i luv u im scared 2
lose u!

If luvs a disease den im very ill,but i dont want
medicine,i wont take no pill,i will suffer dis
illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2
me!

I believe that God above,created u for me to luv,he
picked you out from all the rest,cos he knew id luv
you the best!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher. Boy to teacher
:can kids of our age have kids? Teacher to boy:no
never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.

One 20yrs old boy married a 55yrs old women and that
boy died at his first night because he use expire
milk.

I have a confession to make ever since i met u its
been hard for me to 4get u every night i see u in my
dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20
cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

1 day U”ll B surprised 2C me beside U.U&ME
laughing,U&ME crying,U&ME dreaming. U&ME Just.U&ME
sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL; ME visiting U.

Chang chung de chanw?... meu wa teng to huya pongi
pong?.. Iti chingo hang! *confused?* my dear ye sms
china se aaya hai. Iska matlab hai. “Aap kaise
hai, aapki bahut yad aa rahi hai. Phone
kijiye.”

10000 machchar 1000 chuhon ke barabar, 1000 chuhe 100
billiyon k barabar, 100 billiyan 10 kutton ke
barabar. .. aur 10 kutte 1 zardari k barabar.
Zardari= Pakistan president!

If someone asks u “What’s the
problem?” Say- “U R a problem!”

zindgi me kabhi tension mat lena, bindas ho k i luv u
kehna,.. agar rose k badle sandal mile to kehna,
pyaari behna sada khush rehna.....

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in
kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed

There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the
park,but nothing is more be beautiful then our two
lips meeting in the dark!

Kissing you baby is my dream,Im the strawberry & ur
the cream,Handle me gently keep me real keen,U & i
together babes is passion so extreme!

God in heaven,God above,please protect the friend i
love.Sent wiv a smile:),sealed with a kiss, i love my
friend whos reading this xx

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that
true friendship never dies,although we may change &
drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!